notasidedick | [This isn't grade school.]

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[This isn't grade school.]

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[He isn't sure what exactly happened between leaving the classroom that day and the next morning. Only that he had somehow ended up getting so horridly sick that even the front office lady sounded concerned when he called in about needing a substitute. He had barely called in for work, usually being extremely healthy and quite good at avoiding getting sick, so him being bedridden was a shock to himself.

Still, the nice sudden break from being at school and teaching was nice. That, and being able to sleep a good portion of the day was good.

And who was he kidding, he wasn't sure what to make of what was going on between him and Jason. He, of course, was happy to oblige to the partnership. But he still wondered just exactly how things would work. It wasn't like he couldn't deal with staying professional during school hours, but he couldn't see how this relationship would affect the teen. It wasn't exactly healthy. And he didn't want to subject the other to a relationship that had a high chance of caving in on itself.

Maybe the fact that he would't be in class for a few days were good. Jason would be able to think perhaps, and if it ended as a fluke, Dick wouldn't mind. At least he didn't mind if it meant Jason being happier with someone else. But he couldn't be selfish about it right?

God why is he thinking this, he needs more sleep. Hopefully the substitute got all his lesson plans.]

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[He doesn't promise anything.

Okay he does, he's not stupid and wouldn't risk this like that, but it's going to be hard keeping his hands to himself. Specially if Dick goes touching other people and you know he will because that's just Dick for you...]

Well you called ma Nurse [he huffs, taking Dick's dishes but grinning widely at the same time] I was just protecting my manliness.

[You better remember.

And you should know that Dick is just super friendly. How he touches other people doesn't have the same love and affection then he touches Jason. But Jason can just be his possessive and easily jealous self if he wants.]

You don't have to protect your manliness. I'm capable of remembering what you're able to do Todd.

[Jay knows, he spend a lot of time forcing himself to look at Dick touch and be friendly to everybody to forget. He thought it'd be easier to let go of this idiotic crush if he convinced himself there was nothing special in the way he treated him.

But apparently he was wrong.]

Ya better. I gotta wash all this [he struts to the kitchen] maybe ya should try to sleep a lil now.

[It's funny that Dick probably wasn't even conscious about how he acted around Jason. How he was just a little perkier then he usually is, or that he seemed to show just a little more affection then to anyone else. And that each time he they made any physical contact, he would linger a second or two more then he should.

Dick was very oblivious to how much he had fallen for the teenager.]

I'll make it up to you somehow. [He laughed a little.] I guess so.

[Jay didn't exactly act different around Dick... at least he hoped so. He just tended to feel more... guilty because of the things he did wrong, and happier when Dick congratulated him for doing something right. He'd spend many nights wondering if what he felt wasn't just the lack of paternal love, but then again one doesn't wank himself yo oblivion thinking about somebody if you just want a paternal figure, right?]

You're letting me stay here, that's enough. [he assures him as he rinses the bowls]

[Dick was subtle about his differences. Only if you paid attention, you could see those subtle differences. And, well, we already guessed how much you got under Dick's skin if he can accidentally say the wrong name in the heat of the moment. By the way, if you wondered why Dick had a bruised cheek those few days whenever if had happened, that's why.]

I would invite you over all the time if I could you know.

[It's not that Jason doesn't pay attention, Dick was just way more subtle than what he had anticipated about his feelings. He always thought he was like an open book.

And shouting the wrong name during sex is just another proof of how Dick is practically unable to hide anything...]

Now that would raise suspicions. If I was a good boy, a good student, I would leave right now so you wouldn't have to explain why did a teen bring you home and didn't leave until next morning.

[He comes back, flashing his best grin] Sadly, I am not a good boy.

[Well, Dick is a master at body language. He knows what and how to use his body. He was an acrobat. But it only really took one good luck in Dick's eyes to see what he really feels.

...It was a bad mistake okay.]

I can easily say that I wouldn't trust a teenager going home by himself or herself at this time of night. [It's half true. Dick was very protective of kids. Even if he didn't know them.]

I think I'm fine with that.

[He does know how to use his body alright. And that's fine with Jason, he loves looking at people in the eyes when talking.

Jason finds it hot and hopes to hear the story again.]

I drove you here! Why wouldn't you trust me going back? [He jumps by him on the sofa, he's still a kid...] Not that I'd want to go back.

['Ever' is left unsaid.]

Do you have a guest's room or am I using the sofa?

[Well, then Jason will have an easy time telling Dick's moods for now on. That's probably a good thing, since Dick is really good at putting people at arm's length.

You could ask and he'd tell you again. He'd laugh at you for asking again.]

Because I'm an overprotective teacher and I'm a very possessive guy. It was obviously my plan to get you into my house. [He snickers and leans his head against Jason's shoulder.] Wouldn't want you to leave. [Ever.]

[Good luck trying that with Jay. There's a bird that has imprinted on you hard, Dick.

Which is why won't ask, he will just ask for him to say his name... which is already pretty hot]

Wow, I'm impressed [He snorts nuzzling Dick's hair, and maybe smelling it a bit. Dick smells nice shut up.] I never thought you'd have that in you. And don't worry, I'm here today [he wraps his arms around Dick, half-hugging half-clinging to him] I'm not going anywhere.

[It'll be good for Dick to have someone as stubborn if not more stubborn then he is.

He'll probably say it huskily and get jumped for it.]

I'm a mastermind at trickery. [Or being a huge dork, like he is right now.] Mmm~ Good, because I'm not getting up anytime soon. [He nuzzles against the other affectionately. Dick and being horribly affectionate all the time.]

[They'll probably end arguing a lot because of it then. Jason is ok with it, it'll blow off some steam.

Dick will have to get used to get jumped for a lot of things after this.]

I thought you were going to sleep. [He scolds, but he's half-smirking and totally leaning into the nuzzles. He won't be the most touchy-feely person, but he can tell how much Dick likes it.] This doesn't look like sleeping to me.

[It would be ridiculous arguments. Leave it to these two to argue about stupid things.

Oh. He'll probably laugh about it.]

I can sleep here. [It's muffled since he buried his face against Jason's arm.] You're comfortable... [Dick is obviously a wondrous puppy who is a sucker for attention.]

[Wait until they fight over toothpaste. Todd is particular about toothpaste, I'm warning you.]

Well [He snorts, actively trying to gently push Dick away now] I'm glad to know I'd make a living as a sofa, but you're going to the bed. What the hell, I shouldn't be acting like the responsible adult here you idiot.

[Seriously. Toothpaste?]

[He just makes a whining noise, before making an attempt to actually get up. Only to fall back onto the couch. Got up too fast.] I'm actually just a five year old.

[Could be worse. He could hog the bed sheets or something.]

5 years old know how to freaking walk [He mutters as he wraps an arm around his waist and helps him stand up. Why does he like this guy again?] let's go, lead me to your bedroom.

[But Dick likes his bed sheets!]

I guess they do. I seem to be failing a lot today. [He clings to the other a bit.] It's the room at the end of the hall.

[Well Jay likes to stay warm, and he's not used to sharing bed]

This one? [He asks, opening the door] ...you have a really nice house by the way.

[Dick will just cuddle up next to you then.]

Yeah. [His room...well he makes it obvious he's fond of the color blue.] Well, Bruce would have a fit if I tried living in something less then satisfaction.

He did housecalls plenty of times.

[Jason is ok with that]

Must be nice, having a Daddy who takes care of you like that [You can tell it's hard for him not to let the hurt in that sentence be heard.

He leads him to the bed, pretty sure he could actually walk but he doesn't feel like letting go of Dick yet]

I'm not sure if I should give you pills or something...

I...That was ignorant of me to bring up. [And Dick can't hide the guilt of apologetic tone in his voice. He didn't mean to upset the other in any way after all.]

I don't need any. I took a dose this morning. I'm pretty sure I'll be fine for the night. However...

[Dick gives you an affectionate kiss on the cheek.] I don't want you to get sick. [Or he'd definitely give you a kiss on the lips.]

It's fine [He mutters, because it is. He does wonder what would it be like, but he doesn't miss his father. You've got to have known a person to miss them.]

...You're such a girl, did you know that? [He doesn't bother fighting the smile] Where can I sleep? [He kind of wants to just curl up next to Dick but. He doesn't know how to ask...]

[Look at the puppy face. He really fucked up there. Oh god. Rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.]

If I was a girl, I wouldn't have a dick. [Rolls his eyes before falling backwards onto the bed. And well, taking Jason with him.] Here's fine.

[Oh God not the puppy face, everything but the puppy face]

No shit sherl- [he lets out a surprised yelp when he's tugged down to the bed.

Oh. Well, that works to.] Okay [He whispers quietly as he curls up closer to Dick] Is this ok? [And he doesn't sound cheeky and sure of himself anymore, he sounds more like the kid he actually is]

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