notasidedick | [This isn't grade school.]

[Continuation log from a NSFW meme AU. Locked to

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[He isn't sure what exactly happened between leaving the classroom that day and the next morning. Only that he had somehow ended up getting so horridly sick that even the front office lady sounded concerned when he called in about needing a substitute. He had barely called in for work, usually being extremely healthy and quite good at avoiding getting sick, so him being bedridden was a shock to himself.

Still, the nice sudden break from being at school and teaching was nice. That, and being able to sleep a good portion of the day was good.

And who was he kidding, he wasn't sure what to make of what was going on between him and Jason. He, of course, was happy to oblige to the partnership. But he still wondered just exactly how things would work. It wasn't like he couldn't deal with staying professional during school hours, but he couldn't see how this relationship would affect the teen. It wasn't exactly healthy. And he didn't want to subject the other to a relationship that had a high chance of caving in on itself.

Maybe the fact that he would't be in class for a few days were good. Jason would be able to think perhaps, and if it ended as a fluke, Dick wouldn't mind. At least he didn't mind if it meant Jason being happier with someone else. But he couldn't be selfish about it right?

God why is he thinking this, he needs more sleep. Hopefully the substitute got all his lesson plans.]

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[Sooo you get woken up by Jay poking you endlessly]

Your back's gonna hurt if you sleep like this ya know.

[He whines a little and sits up.]

I was waiting for you to finish. I guess I dozed off while waiting.

[He slides on top of his lap, wrapping his arms around him]

Well, I'm done. And now I smell like almonds apparently. Kinda cool if you ask me.

[He laughs, wrapping his arms around your waist affectionately.]

Glad to know you don't make fun of my choice of bathing products. [It explains why he always smells nice at school though.]

Why would I? I like it.

[He boops his forehead] I think it's your turn to shower now, though. Or you're gonna smell like blowjob all day.

You're sitting on my lap. It makes it hard to get up to go shower.

[Snorts.] Who the heck describes that smell as blowjob.

[He shrugs] I'd say smelling like sex, but we didn't actually have sex so. [He rolls away from his lap]

Hah. [He gets up and starts heading to the bathroom.

He totally forgot to grab clothes...so don't be surprised when he comes back out in only a towel.]

[He... kind of isn't at this point. Dick is pretty much a nudist.

He's watching some show on TV while he waits. It's kind of late, he'll have to head home soon.]

[He's heading to the room to grab clothes.] I should take you home probably. I can't keep you here forever, no matter how much I would love to do just that.

[He kind of. Slumps into the sofa.] You say that like I'm a stray cat you wanted to keep.

[He doesn't want to go now, but he's a kid. He does need his mother.]

[He laughs.] Maybe I wish you were just so I could keep you forever. No. But it would be questionable of me to keep you here too long.

[He comes back out wearing jeans and a t-shirt. It's nice not being in formal clothes for work.]

[He hums, and flops up the couch] I can still come around, right? I'm sure you'll be able to survive without being all over each other.

[He's... mostly trying to convince himself now, but Dick doesn't need to know that]

You're always welcome to visit me. Hah. I don't usually get company, so I'd love to have someone around. Especially if it's you visiting me.

[He ruffles your hair a little.] You'll always be welcomed here.

[He glares up at him, fixing his hair. Makes him feel like he's 5 or something.]

...Thanks I guess. Now let's go.

[He just smiles cheerfully.] Alright. Let me grab my keys and we can head out.

You'll have to...uhm give me an address or something so I can drop you off. [He isn't sure you want to tell him your actual address.]

[He waits by the door, leaning against a wall.] I'd... rather not show you my house now.

I can if you really want to though.

It's fine. I can drop you off wherever you like if you don't want me to see.

[He shakes his head lightly.] Only at your pace. I'm patient, don't worry. I don't want to make things uncomfortable for you.