notasidedick | [This isn't grade school.]

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[This isn't grade school.]

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[He isn't sure what exactly happened between leaving the classroom that day and the next morning. Only that he had somehow ended up getting so horridly sick that even the front office lady sounded concerned when he called in about needing a substitute. He had barely called in for work, usually being extremely healthy and quite good at avoiding getting sick, so him being bedridden was a shock to himself.

Still, the nice sudden break from being at school and teaching was nice. That, and being able to sleep a good portion of the day was good.

And who was he kidding, he wasn't sure what to make of what was going on between him and Jason. He, of course, was happy to oblige to the partnership. But he still wondered just exactly how things would work. It wasn't like he couldn't deal with staying professional during school hours, but he couldn't see how this relationship would affect the teen. It wasn't exactly healthy. And he didn't want to subject the other to a relationship that had a high chance of caving in on itself.

Maybe the fact that he would't be in class for a few days were good. Jason would be able to think perhaps, and if it ended as a fluke, Dick wouldn't mind. At least he didn't mind if it meant Jason being happier with someone else. But he couldn't be selfish about it right?

God why is he thinking this, he needs more sleep. Hopefully the substitute got all his lesson plans.]

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[You just love harassing the teacher don't you Jason.

Dick probably doesn't even realize the sexual undertones. Get your mind out of your pants.] Not really. I don't do too much during the weekends, so you'll have to think of something for this boring guy to do.

[Pretty much. He doesn't go usually fucking them for teasing purposes though.

No his mind is comfortable there thank you] It depends on if you're still sick or something.

[Well yeah. You usually don't go fucking your teacher in general though.]

I'm fine now. I probably shouldn't go out just in case, but I'm pretty sure that I can be active at the very least. Not go to the gym and do some flips active though. But usually sweating is supposed to help you get better? [Raises an eyebrow.]

[Point. Dick should feel honored.]

Well, yeah. But sweating under a blanket and drinking soup and all that stuff, not sweating because of exercise.

[He tilts his head]

You wanna stay inside then? Because I don't mind. I can just go to the gym to sweat it out later. [He's... rather active]

[Not sure if one should be honored about that.]

I guess they are different. Thanks for being so technicaly Todd.

[He laughs though.]

I can go out too if you want. [Although that may or may not be a terrible idea for them to do.] But I kind of like just relaxing with you.

[Jason's former fuck-buddies didn't have any complains. Granted, they were all around his ago and eager to get into his good side but still.]

Ha, ha. But I kinda like playing nurse for you, makes me feel important. [He smirks.

And yes it'd be a terrible idea so Jason won't even bother considering it for now. If Dick really shows sign of getting better, he might let him exercise.]

I'm fine with that. Wanna watch a movie or... [he tilts his head]

[Yeah, well Dick isn't just a fuck buddy now is he. Things work different for this teacher.]

Should I get sick more often or something. I'm no sure I appreciate being stuck in bed, even if I do adore having your attention.

[Or they can just cuddle and be cute all day.]

I'm fine with a movie. You can choose something from the cupboard near the T.V. [Which probably had movies ranging from Disney to things that probably should never be watched around children.]

[They certainly do.]

Nah, you don't need to be sick to get my attention you dummy.

[And that's totally a huge compliment as far as he's concerned by the by. Also guess which is the kind of movies Jason is checking out.]

DUDE! [Priceless.]

Well good. Because I don't think I can handle getting constantly sick. I had enough of that as a kid. Getting sick that is.

[He laughs a little as he gets comfortable on the couch. He should grab clothes. Oh well.]

I'm still a guy.

[He laughs] aww tiny bitty Dick getting sick, sounds adorable. [He's about to make a joke about his mom kissing his boo-boos but stops himself in time.

Jay is ok with the lack of clothes for now, but really, no news here]

Well d'uh. Never seen so many redheads in all my life- can we watch this one? OR this one wow there's no way those milkshakes are real.

[He laughs a little.] It would be adorable, but when I was small, I got terribly sick. No immune system. The first time it happened, Bruce freaked.

[He stretches himself onto the couch a bit. Way to look provocative.]

Well, now you know that I really like gingers. If you really want to watch one, we can. [Oh god, this can only end in one way. There's a reason he watches those by himself.]

[He hums] well judging by yesterday, I bet he had all the reasons to freak out. Bet you tried to do flips n' shit around while sick or something.

Should I dye my hair then? [He grins as he gets the movie ready. The cover promised blow-jobs and shower sex so there's that.

To be honest Jay thinks he can keep his hormones under control, he just wants to watch it for shits and giggles. Once the movie actually starts though...]

Well, it's more like he thought I was practically dying the first time. It wasn't a pretty sight, that's for sure.

No. I like your hair as is. I just tended to prefer redheads. [He snorts a bit and gets comfortable.

It probably didn't help Jason at all that Dick ended up never getting dressed, so he was still in his boxers watching this with him.]

[He lets his head flop to his shoulder once he's cuddled up to him]

Oh... I'm glad you weren't trully dying then. [Because what is he supposed to say on this cases...] I usually like boobs more too, so I guess we're even. [Totally.

And now that they are settled up and watching the movie it hits him. He's watching a porn. With *Dick* of all people. Dick who's so close and so nice to him and caring and happy and practically naked by his side.

Well, fuck.]

[And he's nice and curled up next to him.]

Wow, way to make this awkward. [Seriously, talking about him sick while watching a porno.] Hey. I like breasts as much as the next guy.

[Not to mention he smells strongly of his shampoo, which probably just reminds you he just recently had a shower.]

Why are we watching this together again? [How long will your hormones hold out Jason?]

[He laughs] Yeah, sorry. And I'm sorry mister but neither of us is getting breast in a long time if I have something to say about it.

[Dick's smell should be labeled as a superpower. Jay let's out a quiet sigh to try and calm himself down as he bites his lower lip. He's not hard, but he's surely getting there. Pleasedon'tnotice?]

I- dunno, thought it'd be funny.

Oh, don't be sorry. I don't need breasts to make me happy. And I certainly don't want them right now.

[That would be a nice superpower. A mix of baby powder and whatever else he smells like. Who knows.]

You thought watching a really bad porno would be f-well when I word it like that. But did you also forget you're an extremely hormonal teenager and I'm almost naked? [Don't think he didn't.]

[Bread. He must smell like bread or something because Jason swears he could just eat him sometimes.

There Dick smells and tastes like bread now.]

Well you could have told me it was a bad idea you jerkass, instead of laughing at me. [He shifts a bit because it's really fucking not comfortable and also to get some friction.

It's not even been 15 min and he's already like this?]

[Why bread? There are so many other things you could have chosen but you chose Dick to smell like bread?

Bread and baby powder?]

I guess I could have. But where would the fun be in that? [Dick just lazily slides off the couch, but now he's seated himself between Jason's thighs, head laying against his thigh.]

This can be easily fixed you know. [He runs a finger over the crotch of his pants.]

[Everybody knows Jason loves bread. It'd only make sense.

He tries to press his legs together, frowning]

What... do you think you're doing Grayson? I can just take care of myself.

[Still kind of weird. Even if fresh baked bread always smells good.

His fingers are already undoing the button of his pants and pulling the zipper down.]

And you want to take care of it yourself? [Did his voice get a husky nature to it?]

[Well then let's specify and say he smells like freshly baked bread. French baguette too.

Or maybe he just smells like nice things in general.]

...No. [He admits with a pout. He's a proud teen... mature, smart, but still a teen. He'd even be denying that he was hard if it wasn't becoming so obvious...

But being proud doesn't mean being an idiot. And turning down... whatever Dick was going to do sounded pretty idiotic to Jay.] Are you going to...?

[Why are we going into specifics about how Dick smells?

We should have just left it off that he smells really good instead of going into detail about it huh.]

Aren't you cute. [He gives the other a rather sly grin. You can deny all you want, but your hormones would probably win out against your denial any day.]

Am I going to what? [He pulls your pants down along with your underwear.] There's a lot of things I can do. [Runs a teasing finger down the length of his erection.]

[We're awesome RPers who think deeply about everything?

That, and I find the idea of Dick smelling like bread amusing.]

I'm not-[he gasps out, barely refraining himself from leaning into that nice, warm, wonderful touch.] -ugh. [Fine, be that way then Dick. Jason spreads his legs.] Blow me. Jack me off. Something.

[Or we're just weird.

Dick smelling like anything is amusing really.

[He laughs a little. He'd call you cute, but he's sure you'd get annoyed with him for that one. He pulls himself up a bit before placing a kiss at the tip of his cock, his tongue flicking and teasing the slit.]

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