Oh, don't be sorry. I don't need breasts to make me happy. And I certainly don't want them right now.

[That would be a nice superpower. A mix of baby powder and whatever else he smells like. Who knows.]

You thought watching a really bad porno would be f-well when I word it like that. But did you also forget you're an extremely hormonal teenager and I'm almost naked? [Don't think he didn't.]